I Have Seen My Future...

...And I know that soccer-coach-wifery will undoubtedly lead to soccer-momery.

 Things I enjoyed while watching the Hawks'  battle their way

 to a 2-5-5 record (it was rebuilding season, okay people):  

-Watching Nathan lead his soccer ducklings off the bus at the first game

-Puberty 'staches/gangly limbs vs. the choirboy sized/sounding 

-Non-stop soundtrack of "Get to the ball Guillerrrrrmooooo" 

-The boys calling for "beast mode" when they needed to up their game

-Watching the parents react to plays as if it were the World Cup finals

-Basking in perfect 85 degree weather during late October games

Yes, soccer is definitely in my future. I have consigned myself to my fate. 

Might as well go put a down payment on my sport wagon now.